SPUN: Johnny Hollow

By Jordyn Marcellus

Dirty Hands is, in short, music for 14-year-old fat girls with an un-ironic love of black eye makeup. It’s almost unfair to pick on the album; it’s meant for a very specific type of person. This person–the kind who sacrifices a little sprig of mint to the Earth Mother every equinox–would definitely dig on the… Continue reading SPUN: Johnny Hollow

SPUN: Raul Midon

By Jordyn Marcellus

There’s always one fucking douchebag with a guitar at a party, playing some soulful love songs in an attempt to moisten some girl’s panties. Raul Midon is one such individual. Having toured as a backup singer for musical “acts” like Shakira, Ricky Martin and Jennifer Lopez, Midon has stepped into the limelight with his latest… Continue reading SPUN: Raul Midon

SPUN: Sebastian Bach

By Kenzie MacLeod

Sebastian Bach is the Liza Minelli of heavy metal, which isn’t to critisize his drinking or liberal use of eyeliner, but rather his diva-worthy egomania. “Sebastian is basically the same kid we found when he was 17-years-old,” said his Skid Row-era manager, Doc McGhee. “Low IQ, high RPM.” That description conveniently applies to Sebastian’s newest… Continue reading SPUN: Sebastian Bach

Bustin’ a Cap’n your ass

By Ryan Pike

Last March, comic book fans of all ages mourned as Marvel Comics’ famed wartime hero Captain America was assassinated within the pages of Captain America #25. Since then, his eponymous title has published despite not having a title character, prompting speculation that a new Captain America would soon find his way onto the book’s pages.… Continue reading Bustin’ a Cap’n your ass

Alberta Theatre Projects has the Rite stuff

By Ryan Pike

In Calgary, February is typically a horrible time of year. Snow covers the city and eventually turns to ice while temperatures plunge far below freezing and force citizens indoors to wait out winter’s frosty embrace. Every year, though, Alberta Theatre Projects provides Calgarians with a reason to brave the cold: the Enbridge playRites Festival. Produced… Continue reading Alberta Theatre Projects has the Rite stuff

SU View: SU General Election Stand Up and Be Counted!

By Brittany Sargent

You’ve seen the posters, you’ve walked past the forums and now you know it’s here again. It’s time to vote in the Students’ Union General Election. Each year, the student body head to the polls to elect the students who will work to serve and represent them during the 2008-09 academic year. The SU plays… Continue reading SU View: SU General Election Stand Up and Be Counted!