By Anna Chan
Anything can happen out of the blue on any given day, especially given drunken circumstances. This said, you ever wonder how you would react in an emergency? Take this quick quiz and find out!1. During an emergency, you should call:a) 911b) 310–1010c) Loudly, of course.d) Ghostbusters!2. EMS stands for:a) Emergency Medical Serviceb) Eardrum Mold Syndromec)… Continue reading Emergency quiz
By Kyle Young
Students are in for a treat this week when special guest lecturer Zen Master Ooh comes to campus. Master Ooh is giving a presentation to students on the chi of that most primal human past-time, sex.In particular, Master Ooh will address the concerns of the female campus population as Bermuda Shorts Day approaches, as many… Continue reading Master Ooh will
By Andrew Ross
Well boys and girls, the school year is rapidly drawing to a close, and BSD is just around the corner. As a public service, we here at Academic Probation have compiled this short list of tips to ensure you have a safe and fun BSD. Follow this guide and not only will you have a… Continue reading When bermuda shorts attack
By Вen Li
It seems not so long ago when I made my first tentative steps online using my Multimedia PC1-compliant IBM PS/1. There were no home broadband or DSL connections, wireless LANs, or cell phones with ICQ, just Hayes-compatible modems chugging out text at 14,400 bits per second from a downtown server with not much more total… Continue reading The very long goodbye
By Вen Li
While there’s no shortage of radio broadcasters on the Internet offering everything from m-funk to Bach, consistency is a bit harder to come by. No less than four different Web casting formats exist for Web casting with both live and recorded content from virtually every country and in every genre. The most popular are Real… Continue reading The new wave of Internet radio
“Training, pushing yourself through training-that’s not fun,” says Joe Loucks with a sombre expression. “This year I really had to tailor my time at Baron’s Court because of school and work.”Sad but true: Loucks is leaving the Dinos. The five-year veteran of varsity wrestling finally has to say goodbye to his teammates, the competition and… Continue reading Not just another fifth-year story
While a lot of the men’s basketball talent at the U of C is homegrown, guard Adam Begley bucked the trend. The North Vancouver native used a year in his hometown at Capilano College as a springboard to a spot on the Dinos."My college coach played for [then Dinos Assistant Coach] Gary Howard for five… Continue reading Begley happy to finish
Talent: A-From sprinters to throwers, distance runners to jumpers, the 2001/02 chapter of Dinos track and field proved to the country that they can trade punches with anyone. Be it Canada West Athlete of the Year Samantha Anderson who placed second-and should’ve won the whole damn thing-in the CIS pentathlon, or Darren Clarke who played… Continue reading Track and Field
By Еvan Osentоn
Talent: BOh, there’s no shortage of talent on this team. It sure is great that Calgary beats UBC and Brandon more often than not, but in order to go anywhere in the CIS they must step up their game. The most pressing area in need of improvement is defence-the team’s Achilles heel. Mike Muzechka managed… Continue reading Men’s Hockey
Talent: AWas Babe Ruth a good baseball player? Was Muhammad Ali charismatic? Were Cheech and Chong high? Much like answers to these questions, the talent level of this team is obvious but hard to quantify. There was an all-star or a potential all-star at every position and the Dinos had a deep bench. Krista Kinsman… Continue reading Women’s Volleyball