Discriminating against man, animal and machine

By Andrew Ross

Like most people, I am disappointed with the International Olympic Committee for the way they have expanded their definition of what an Olympic event is and who is allowed to compete in the Olympics. Unlike most people, I am dissappointed because the IOC has not gone far enough.First of all, there is the question of… Continue reading Discriminating against man, animal and machine

Take the Games for what they are

By Andrea Bundon

This week the pandemonium begins. The curtain rises on Salt Lake City and yet another Olympic Games. The world will drop whatever it’s doing and turn its attention to the show.And show really is an appropriate term. Everything has been carefully choreographed from the opening ceremonies and the television coverage to the athletes’ uniforms. Even… Continue reading Take the Games for what they are

Corporate sponsors are the wave of the future

By Andrew Ross

No doubt about it-Canada’s Olympians are in poor shape.At least, that’s what we’ve been hearing from every astute critic that was able to correlate the nation’s dismal medal count at the Sydney Summer Games in 2000 and the equally dismal government funding. Dismal in the sense that a sparsely populated country like Australia has a… Continue reading Corporate sponsors are the wave of the future

Football team announces more RPMs

By Ryan Laverty

Like Jay Leno collecting sports cars, Dinos football Head Coach Tony Fasano is assembling a nice assortment of running backs.In addition to starters Luke Mayer, Jeff Williams, Scott Wenz and Stephen Hughes, there were guys like Jacques-Ol Lumbala, Kyle Maclean and Evan Koebel who never even saw the field last year. Despite the abundance of… Continue reading Football team announces more RPMs

Death By Moonlight

By Guy Lecrampon

Death By Moonlight, the critically acclaimed film of summer 2001 has spawned a much anticipated video game. All it took was some corporate sponsorship, a shrubbery, and an innovative start-up company called Stuporfi."Thanks to the cult following, we were able to get a substantial donation from a CEO fan of the film," explained Stuporfi founder… Continue reading Death By Moonlight

The official AP stress test

By Anna Chan

Student morale is dropping rapidly while the work keeps piling up. Constant hair pulling has even prompted the university to start counselling groups. However, to save yourself some money, here is a simple solution. Take this quiz. It’s cheaper and less time consuming than professional therapy. So sit back, procrastinate and stress about life later.… Continue reading The official AP stress test